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Huntington High Way Walkers - T-Shirt

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I ain't care if it got air conditioning or not, I prefer to sweat - T-Shirt

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Dad always said "Just wait until we get on the interstate and roll the windows down. Then the 65x4 A/C will kick on." Learn less and shop more at ...

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I ain't need to tip the staff, their just doing they're job - T-Shirt

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I ain't never not had no problems like this before - T-Shirt

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A powerful totem that channels all the negative energy of the universe into a single, devastating message. Wear it on your sleeve to keep it out o...

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I aint never not gonna tell nobody i ever saw you here neither - T-Shirt

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I don't care about the quality of the ingredients, as long as it tastes good - T-Shirt

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Who wants to worry about nutrition or health when you can just indulge in the pure pleasure of a delicious meal? Learn less and shop more at headne...

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I don't need to take it for a test drive, I trust the salesperson - T-Shirt

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How much can you afford for a monthly payment for this car? The finance managers can be heard caroling "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" by ODB right after you s...

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I don't need to tip the staff, they're just doing their job - T-Shirt

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Let people marvel at your shameless frugality. Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

I don't not like the taste of beer - T-Shirt

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"I don't think I need another beer." - Said no one who loves beer ever. Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

I don't not not like you, but I don't not like you either - T-Shirt

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I'm not really sure if you like me or not. Glad I don't not not care. Or maybe I just don't not care. I'm not really sure how to tell you how I ...

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I don't want to try any new dishes, I only eat the same things every time - T-Shirt

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It makes absolutely no sense to limit yourself to the same old dishes day after day, but you probably eat a steak well done with ketchup. It's pro...

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I enjoy talking to plants. I do not enjoy talking to humans. - T-Shirt

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I have this theory that time travel is possible and we just need to figure out all the right Al Gore rhythms to make it work - T-Shirt

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A subject of scientific and philosophical speculation rather than a proven scientific fact. That is until we hone in on the right Al Gore rhythms. ...

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I hope it gets terrible gas mileage, that way I can spend more money on fuel - T-Shirt

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It makes absolutely no sense to want to pay more money for fuel, but with this shirt, that's exactly what you'll be doing. You'll turn heads and co...

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I wheelie love Appalachia - T-Shirt

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I would like to take you out because you belong where the trash goes - T-Shirt

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I'm not going to pay attention to the presentation, I'm just here for the food - T-Shirt

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Whether you're attending a boring work meeting or a friend's wedding, make sure to wear this t-shirt proudly and let everyone know that you're only...

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I'm not going to try any wine or cocktails, I only drink water - T-Shirt

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If we could all run really fast, we could generate electricity and make solar power obsolete. - T-Shirt

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Join your local fitness cult - T-Shirt

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Just Wait Until I Call My Public Defender - T-Shirt

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Keepin' it One Hunnad in da field - T-Shirt

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Kraut's Creek Tavern - T-Shirt

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Local Gas Station Party Pack - Brown Bag, Rose in a Glass Tube, Cheap Lighter, Chore Boy - T-Shirt

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The brown bag is perfect concealment. The rose in a glass tube is a symbol of the love you have for the game.  The chore boy will filter out all of...

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