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Ain't nobody never gonna tell me what to do, no way - T-Shirt

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You display such a strong sense of independence and resistance to authority. Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

I don't not like the taste of beer - T-Shirt

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"I don't think I need another beer." - Said no one who loves beer ever. Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

Why don't we have a word for the sound a giraffe makes? - T-Shirt

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Here at headnecks, we're not afraid of making bold statements about the limitations of our language when it comes to describing the world around us...

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I ain't care if it got air conditioning or not, I prefer to sweat - T-Shirt

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Dad always said "Just wait until we get on the interstate and roll the windows down. Then the 65x4 A/C will kick on." Learn less and shop more at ...

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I don't not not like you, but I don't not like you either - T-Shirt

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I'm not really sure if you like me or not. Glad I don't not not care. Or maybe I just don't not care. I'm not really sure how to tell you how I ...

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I would like to take you out because you belong where the trash goes - T-Shirt

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I hope it gets terrible gas mileage, that way I can spend more money on fuel - T-Shirt

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It makes absolutely no sense to want to pay more money for fuel, but with this shirt, that's exactly what you'll be doing. You'll turn heads and co...

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I ain't never not had no problems like this before - T-Shirt

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A powerful totem that channels all the negative energy of the universe into a single, devastating message. Wear it on your sleeve to keep it out o...

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I aint never not gonna tell nobody i ever saw you here neither - T-Shirt

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I don't need to take it for a test drive, I trust the salesperson - T-Shirt

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How much can you afford for a monthly payment for this car? The finance managers can be heard caroling "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" by ODB right after you s...

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I don't care about the quality of the ingredients, as long as it tastes good - T-Shirt

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Who wants to worry about nutrition or health when you can just indulge in the pure pleasure of a delicious meal? Learn less and shop more at headne...

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I don't want to try any new dishes, I only eat the same things every time - T-Shirt

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It makes absolutely no sense to limit yourself to the same old dishes day after day, but you probably eat a steak well done with ketchup. It's pro...

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I don't need to tip the staff, they're just doing their job - T-Shirt

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Let people marvel at your shameless frugality. Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

I'm not going to try any wine or cocktails, I only drink water - T-Shirt

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Damn. Where do you find such self-restraint? Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

I ain't need to tip the staff, their just doing they're job - T-Shirt

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I'm not going to pay attention to the presentation, I'm just here for the food - T-Shirt

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Whether you're attending a boring work meeting or a friend's wedding, make sure to wear this t-shirt proudly and let everyone know that you're only...

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When driving, I ain't never check my blind spot. I trust that there's no one there. - T-Shirt

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Please remember to always check your blind spot before changing lanes or turning, and follow all traffic laws and regulations for safe driving. Lea...

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Because irregardless of what you think, I still don't agree with you - T-Shirt

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My Computer has a better social life than I do - T-Shirt

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Who needs intelligence when you look this good? - T-Shirt

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When Reality gives you Lemons, Check the Mirror for Oranges - T-Shirt

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"When Reality gives you Lemons, Check the Mirror for Oranges" I dedicate this to the enlightened headnecks who know that life’s a con and we're all...

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Do you ever think that the reason we can't levitate is because we're not high enough yet? - T-Shirt

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Why do they call it a building if it's already built? Shouldn't it be called a built? - T-Shirt

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It's rumored that headnecks creator, Ed Filth, designed this shirt in a secret laboratory at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. But the real magic o...

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Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? - T-Shirt

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Make your brain do somersaults with this shirt and prepare to be transported to a universe where the impossible is possible and the irrational is r...

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