Filth Speak
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Ain't nobody never gonna tell me what to do, no way - T-Shirt
You display such a strong sense of independence and resistance to authority. Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com
I don't not like the taste of beer - T-Shirt
"I don't think I need another beer." - Said no one who loves beer ever. Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com
Why don't we have a word for the sound a giraffe makes? - T-Shirt
Here at headnecks, we're not afraid of making bold statements about the limitations of our language when it comes to describing the world around us...
View full detailsI ain't care if it got air conditioning or not, I prefer to sweat - T-Shirt
Dad always said "Just wait until we get on the interstate and roll the windows down. Then the 65x4 A/C will kick on." Learn less and shop more at ...
View full detailsI don't not not like you, but I don't not like you either - T-Shirt
I'm not really sure if you like me or not. Glad I don't not not care. Or maybe I just don't not care. I'm not really sure how to tell you how I ...
View full detailsI would like to take you out because you belong where the trash goes - T-Shirt
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I hope it gets terrible gas mileage, that way I can spend more money on fuel - T-Shirt
It makes absolutely no sense to want to pay more money for fuel, but with this shirt, that's exactly what you'll be doing. You'll turn heads and co...
View full detailsI ain't never not had no problems like this before - T-Shirt
A powerful totem that channels all the negative energy of the universe into a single, devastating message. Wear it on your sleeve to keep it out o...
View full detailsI aint never not gonna tell nobody i ever saw you here neither - T-Shirt
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I don't need to take it for a test drive, I trust the salesperson - T-Shirt
How much can you afford for a monthly payment for this car? The finance managers can be heard caroling "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" by ODB right after you s...
View full detailsI don't care about the quality of the ingredients, as long as it tastes good - T-Shirt
Who wants to worry about nutrition or health when you can just indulge in the pure pleasure of a delicious meal? Learn less and shop more at headne...
View full detailsI don't want to try any new dishes, I only eat the same things every time - T-Shirt
It makes absolutely no sense to limit yourself to the same old dishes day after day, but you probably eat a steak well done with ketchup. It's pro...
View full detailsI don't need to tip the staff, they're just doing their job - T-Shirt
Let people marvel at your shameless frugality. Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com
I'm not going to try any wine or cocktails, I only drink water - T-Shirt
Damn. Where do you find such self-restraint? Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com
I ain't need to tip the staff, their just doing they're job - T-Shirt
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I'm not going to pay attention to the presentation, I'm just here for the food - T-Shirt
Whether you're attending a boring work meeting or a friend's wedding, make sure to wear this t-shirt proudly and let everyone know that you're only...
View full detailsWhen driving, I ain't never check my blind spot. I trust that there's no one there. - T-Shirt
Please remember to always check your blind spot before changing lanes or turning, and follow all traffic laws and regulations for safe driving. Lea...
View full detailsBecause irregardless of what you think, I still don't agree with you - T-Shirt
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My Computer has a better social life than I do - T-Shirt
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Who needs intelligence when you look this good? - T-Shirt
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When Reality gives you Lemons, Check the Mirror for Oranges - T-Shirt
"When Reality gives you Lemons, Check the Mirror for Oranges" I dedicate this to the enlightened headnecks who know that life’s a con and we're all...
View full detailsDo you ever think that the reason we can't levitate is because we're not high enough yet? - T-Shirt
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Why do they call it a building if it's already built? Shouldn't it be called a built? - T-Shirt
It's rumored that headnecks creator, Ed Filth, designed this shirt in a secret laboratory at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. But the real magic o...
View full detailsWhy do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? - T-Shirt
Make your brain do somersaults with this shirt and prepare to be transported to a universe where the impossible is possible and the irrational is r...
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