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Just Wait Until I Call My Public Defender - T-Shirt

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An Untitled Message to You - T-Shirt

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Southern Ohio Vacation Resorts - T-Shirt

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My Computer has a better social life than I do - T-Shirt

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Do as I say not as I do - Submit, Comply, Conform - T-Shirt

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Ain't nobody got no money to buy no new car, that's for sure - T-Shirt

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Because irregardless of what you think, I still don't agree with you - T-Shirt

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When driving, I ain't never check my blind spot. I trust that there's no one there. - T-Shirt

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Please remember to always check your blind spot before changing lanes or turning, and follow all traffic laws and regulations for safe driving. Lea...

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I'm not going to pay attention to the presentation, I'm just here for the food - T-Shirt

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Whether you're attending a boring work meeting or a friend's wedding, make sure to wear this t-shirt proudly and let everyone know that you're only...

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I don't not like the taste of beer - T-Shirt

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"I don't think I need another beer." - Said no one who loves beer ever. Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

I'm not going to try any wine or cocktails, I only drink water - T-Shirt

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Damn. Where do you find such self-restraint? Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

I ain't need to tip the staff, their just doing they're job - T-Shirt

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I don't need to tip the staff, they're just doing their job - T-Shirt

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I would like to take you out because you belong where the trash goes - T-Shirt

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I don't want to try any new dishes, I only eat the same things every time - T-Shirt

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It makes absolutely no sense to limit yourself to the same old dishes day after day, but you probably eat a steak well done with ketchup. It's pro...

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I don't care about the quality of the ingredients, as long as it tastes good - T-Shirt

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Who wants to worry about nutrition or health when you can just indulge in the pure pleasure of a delicious meal? Learn less and shop more at headne...

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I don't need to take it for a test drive, I trust the salesperson - T-Shirt

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How much can you afford for a monthly payment for this car? The finance managers can be heard caroling "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" by ODB right after you s...

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I hope it gets terrible gas mileage, that way I can spend more money on fuel - T-Shirt

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It makes absolutely no sense to want to pay more money for fuel, but with this shirt, that's exactly what you'll be doing. You'll turn heads and co...

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I ain't care if it got air conditioning or not, I prefer to sweat - T-Shirt

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Dad always said "Just wait until we get on the interstate and roll the windows down. Then the 65x4 A/C will kick on." Learn less and shop more at ...

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Best Virginia! - Adult Unisex - T-Shirt

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Remember when we split from you during the Civil War and became our own state? Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

Ask Me To Tell You A Bad Joke - T-Shirt

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May your joke cause irreparable damage to their psyche and leave them in a state of perpetual despair. Do not spare them from this fate worse than...

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Flat Moon Shirt Theory - T-Shirt

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"Flat Moon Shirt Theory" This is a graphic print on fabric. It is not a sphere. You should be generally able to distinguish between reality and fic...

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I don't not not like you, but I don't not like you either - T-Shirt

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I'm not really sure if you like me or not. Glad I don't not not care. Or maybe I just don't not care. I'm not really sure how to tell you how I ...

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Don't nobody never not want to not have fun, right? - T-Shirt

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We don't think anyone actually likes having fun. It's just a social construct that we've all been brainwashed into accepting. Learn less and shop m...

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