When Reality gives you Lemons, Check the Mirror for Oranges - T-Shirt

"When Reality gives you Lemons, Check the Mirror for Oranges"

I dedicate this to the enlightened headnecks who know that life’s a con and we're all just hustlers trying to get ahead.

Don’t worry about what it all means. If you’re asking questions, you’re missing the point. Vibe with me here. Humans aren't typically very smart, but not you. There's orange in your mirror. There's a tiger in you and the robots are out there, tirelessly trying to decode the chip they implanted in my arm when they gave me that last vaccine. They're scanning, analyzing, and trying to replicate what comes to us naturally. It's a struggle, sure, but it's nothing we can't handle.

Remember humans, when common sense is as elusive as my last functioning brain cell, nothing says less than a gift from headnecks.

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